Euro Millions
Countdown to the lottery
This Friday we at work have undertaken an great investment opportunity. £1.50 gives those that signed up to the syndicate an equal share in some worthless pieces of paper.

Should we or should we not come to work on Monday, that is the big question. Should we be stealing a couple of this big Ikea bags so we can stash the huge pile of notes from the £110,000,000 Euro Millions rollover lottery draw.

Yup, I think so. Or at least I hope so, or at least I wish, or plead.... or anything.....

I shall wait patiently with my glass of Sancerre and plate of seafood. Oh the highlife has started.