Happy Chinese Hogmanay and that pal

All you need to do is to whack up a giant stir fry and sprinkle on peanuts and Jim Beam whiskey for the perfect Chinese Mahogany New Year of the Dog. If you can and have the time, then down several pints of Guiness and shinnee up some drain pipe at the university student digs at Northfields. Hey, that's what it's all aboot.