A friend of mine David Jones is organising a Sports Car Tour to Monte Carlo and has a web site that he'd like me to post here.

Click for more details: Helluvit.co.uk

Setting off on 18 April 2006 for an elegant cruise down through France, stopping off at two hotels on the way, before ending up at the glamourous principality of Monaco on 20th April - to coincide with the Top Marques Monaco luxury and supercar show.  We are delighted to announce that the after dinner speaker at the Top Marques Monaco Drivers' Luncheon will be Murray Walker, TV personality and F1 commentator.

All you need to do is to whack up a giant stir fry and sprinkle on peanuts and Jim Beam whiskey for the perfect Chinese Mahogany New Year of the Dog. If you can and have the time, then down several pints of Guiness and shinnee up some drain pipe at the university student digs at Northfields. Hey, that's what it's all aboot.